Dedicated to all women who do great things, while often saying the right things.
Signs of losing control of one’s self:
Never updated Tumblr.
Ridiculously excited to see Oprah magazine’s headlines.
Regularly buys Oprah’s magazine when one is simply 26 years old.
Thinking that spa music leads to a path closer to God.
Find one self squatting in bookstore, facing shelf that says, “Self-Enrichment”.